Among Blizzard's many very clever April Fools jokes yesterday came one for StarCraft 2 which is downright awesome. The Terra-Tron is a massive walker type seige unit constructed out of all of the Terran base buildings much like a Transfomer.
In fact, Blizzard had some more fun with it by giving it hilarious one-liners out of various famous movies including Transformers.
Some of my favorites:
- "Hell, it's morphing time" clearly combining the Power Rangers and StarCraft 2
- "All your bases belong to us" refrencing G.I. Joe
- "We are more than meets the eye" obviously Transformers
- "Terra-Tron terrorize!" lmao Blizzard loves Transfomers
- "Disassemble? Noooo disassemble" I think this one is from Independence Day
There's 2 more I didn't list because I couldn't figure them out but if you click on the speech bubble flash button and figure out where they're from let me know.
Check out the videos of it in action as well as all the "lore" behind it after the jump. I seriously look forward to seeing what the modders come up with using this unit in the map editor!
The terran military has always been known for its superior base-defense capabilities and constant drive to improve its fortification technology. Take, for example, the newly developed Ares planetary fortress and Crucio siege tank, or the heavily upgraded Broadsword missile turret. A few of these alongside some bunkers packed with marines provide a solid wall of armor, neosteel, and firepower to repel any threat, alien or domestic.
But over the course of a prolonged defense, even the most hardened armor will crack; missiles and ammo will be depleted; and the toughest troops will be worn down. To create a truly comprehensive defense for high-priority, mineral-rich regions such as the volcanic uplands of Redstone, the terrans needed to devise an entirely new concept in battlefield strategy. Terran military engineers, led by Goraion Systems' head of development Dr. Ron Volt, have been working day and night to design a new kind of base for the terran armies: the titanic Terra-tron.
At a recent defense conference, Dr. Volt had this to say:"With the use of magnetic flux generators and through some simple modifications to our existing building schematics, we've found we can utilize structures that already exist in our bases to assemble the frame of a siege-class combat walker—a construct that some of my colleagues insist on calling the Terra-tron. The Terra-tron is best deployed as a last-ditch effort to hold an important location on the grid. Currently the cost of operation is a bit of a problem, as energy conduits and pipes become dislodged or severed and leave dangerously exposed electrical wiring, steel framework, and sewage systems. However, let me assure you that we are working diligently on new waste-containment systems that should eliminate this problem and get our buildings back up to code in the near future."
